if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
i just crunched some numbers and you would have to roll your eyes once every 63.07 milliseconds from the moment you emerge from the womb to the second you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and if that’s not a hellish existence than i dont know what is
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
I know I should study more for my math final tomorrow but I’m so burned out from studying since Wednesday. I don’t ever feel prepared for these sorts of things and I forget everything I’ve learned as soon as I look at the test.
I’m pretty simple. I like hand holding and rough sex.
Matt’s car is going to cost $580 to fix…